Not entirely subtle

I asked Carina to purchase a box of fortune cookies for me at the store while she was doing her regular grocery shopping. She was kind enough to buy two boxes, one of which was "Fortune Cookies for Kids". Most of the fortunes seemed as appropriate for adults as they did for kids, save one. The big difference between the kid-specific fortune cookies and the normal adult servings is that the kids' fortunes contain helpful advice on the reverse side of the fortune (where the "Learn Chinese" sections might be on normal fortunes). These tidbits of advice all say the same thing: don't do drugs. But they're written to sound like fortune cookie fortunes:

  • Best road is no smoking, no alcoholic drinks, or no to unlawful drugs.
  • Protect your health and say no: to unlawful drugs.
  • Exercise or sports may help to strengthen your body -- keep away from illegal drugs.
  • A healthy mind can help. Try to avoid alcoholic drinks and illegal drugs.
  • Illegal drugs, smoking, alcoholic drinks are like poison -- try to keep your body healthy and avoid it.
  • A word about unlawful drugs -- avoid it.

As for the only kid-specific fortune?

Your clean, shiny teeth make your smile even brighter.

Affirmations

We have a bumper sticker on the back of our car, just under the license plate, that reads "I love source code". This sticker has been on the car for several years, and the only person ever to comment upon it was Duffy, who simply said "You guys are dorks!"

Last night while driving about, a car behind us started honking, then pulled up next to us in the adjacent lane. I was at first worried that there might be some kind of problem. The driver of the other car had his window rolled down. He gave us a big thumbs-up and shouted to us "I, too, love source code!" Carina and I both laughed heartily. I returned the thumbs-up, and smiled broadly at the fellow.

The kids spent the weekend at their biological father's again, so Carina and I decided to get out of the house for a bit. Carina loves to sing karaoke, so we went to Fat's, where I used to go every Saturday to watch my buddy Brett sing. It was a very different crowd from the last time I had been there, though I did see a few familiar faces -- and Michael F'ing E. was still hosting.

Early in the evening a young guy sang the Banana Boat Song.

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I cannot listen to this song without performing at least some of the dance routine from Beetlejuice, where the family is gathered around the dinner table and the recently deceased Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis possess everyone to the tune of this Harry Bellafonte song. Carina got a good chuckle watching me do all of this, and started to laugh even harder when she spied a fellow on the other side of the room, his back to us, doing the exact same thing! His companions seemed less then impressed by his performance, so when the song was finished I walked over to him and asked "You've seen some Beetlejuice, huh?" The fellow laughed out loud when I informed him that I had been doing the same things over at my seat. He looked as though he felt vindicated in front of his friends.

Snakes on a Plane

Last night Mike and I watched Snakes on a Plane. It was a thoroughly enjoyable movie -- neither taking itself too seriously nor too snarky.

Earlier in the day I sent Carina a voicemail message from Samuel L. Jackson. I laughed hysterically when my boss showed this to me, and just had to send one to Carina!

When Mike and I arrived at the theater, the audience was amped up, and chants for "snakes on a plane!" started up several times, even as early as 20 minutes before the scheduled showtime. The folks immediately behind us tried several times to entertain the audience with choreographed callouts (first person: "It's snakes!", second person: "It's a plane!", third person: "How can it be both?" all: "It's SNAKES ON A PLANE!"). Thankfully few enough people heard them, else they might have been encouraged to do more. Before the lights dimmed, a theater employee came in and introduced the uniformed police officer who would be monitoring the movie. We were all warned that any rubber snakes that appeared would be immediately confiscated. The theater employee chose a rather unfortunate construction for her sentence, though, and most of the audience cracked up when she said warned that "if you pull out your snakes, the officer will take them." ;)

There were a few more trailers than I thought necessary, and I can only remember one of them right now: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning". The trailer opened with a long shot of flat land, to which Mike quipped loudly "Snakes on a plain!" Alas, few people picked up the pun.

And then the movie started, and the audience went wild. The beginning was slightly longer than I felt was necessary, but I was willing to forgive them if they had trouble filling 90 minutes with snake action. The cast of characters was introduced fairly naturally, and Mike and I fell into an easy rhythm trying to guess which of the passengers were plainly marked for an early demise. In this aspect, the movie held some refreshing surpises, and broke from the thriller mold in which one might place it.

Most of the snakes were clearly digitally inserted, which was somewhat disappointing, even if it was understandable. The bulk of the really gorey -- and crowd pleasing, I might add -- stuff happens pretty soon after the snakes make their presence known. I didn't realize (at the time ) as the movie progressed that the attacks grew less interesting or sensational as the movie progressed. I guess the director's plan to have a big push early on to set the tone for the rest of the story worked fairly well, as we were all interested in seeing how things played out.

There were a few obligatory scare scenes, where a snake lashes out from some dark corner, or when a door is opened; but thankfully the scares came from other avenues as well. There was one particular gimmick which had the crowd roaring with delight. I can't reveal the gimmick without spoiling its initial effect, but needless to say you'll know it as soon as you see it. It was truly surprising, and altough it was a bit cheesy it was also a lot of fun (yes, I recognize that the entire premise for this movie is cheesy! But it's still a fun movie!).

The cast of characters was fairly well balanced, with a nursing mom, two young boys travelling alone, and a variety of vacationers and business people returning from Hawai'i. There was a fair bit of predictability for those who follow the archetypes on movie genres, but they worked well enough. And come on, this movie isn't about any particular character's development or redemption: it's about snakes on a plane! ;)

The movie held plenty of laughs along with the scares. Mike made a great Indiana Jones joke as the snakes started showing up, which had me and a few folks around us laughing hard. Samuel Jackson's famous quote was very well received, to cheers and laughs. Several of the snake sequences are delightfully gross.

On our way out, Mike tried very hard to make the case that this was a legal thriller, about the prosecution's star witness and the heroic agent assigned to protect him. I tried equally hard to claim that it was an allegory for the Adam and Eve story, using the brief appearance of an Apple iBook to signify the Fruit of Forbidden Knowledge, and the rather obvious appearance of the serpent(s). We both giggled at the other's efforts. If you see the movie, share your off-the-wall interpretation in the comments below!

Bugtraq: WordPress Database Backup

My WordPress Database Backup plugin appeared on Bugtraq today. The folks who found the directory traversal vulnerability didn't inform me about it. I don't know if they informed the WordPress security folks. A kind reader forwarded to me the announcement.

I don't have a fix at this time. Stay tuned here, or at the WordPress support forums.

UPDATE: Ryan Boren cooked up a fix for the directory traversal vulnerability. Download it here.

Dead Man's Chest

Carina skipped town to spend a weekend with her aunt in Florida. She's soaking up the sun, and doing a lot of nothing. She's earned it.

The twins spent the night at Carina's parents' house last night. We donated Dinky, our turtle, to the grandparents in order to provide companionship for the turtle they have. Tyler called home shortly after the turtles were introduced to announce with great delight that the two terrapins were getting along just fine.

With no one to look after, I went out to watch Death in the Midwest. (It pains me to have a link to a MySpace page, so here's another, albeit stale, link for Death in the Midwest.) Someone in the band met someone who knows someone who might know a music producer, or something like that, so they were filming a DVD to show what their concerts are like. Tom came out, too, in order to show our support for our old friend Andy, the lead singer for the group. Since there was a video camera at the gig, I didn't think anyone would mind if I brought my camera. See all my Death in the Midwest photos at Flickr.

I had the good sense to wear earplugs to the show, so I woke up Saturday morning without the ringing ears I usually have after a concert. Remind me to wear earplugs again the next time I go!

After collecting the kids Saturday afternoon, I decided I wanted to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest with them. So after a quick dinner we hurried to the theater. The movie is good -- arguably as good as the first, keeping true to many of the same elements of swashbuckling bravado that made the first so enjoyable; though this one did run on a little long. I've heard two complaints about particular scenes being entirely too long: one about the millwheel and one about the kraken. I probably wouldn't have recognized the millwheel scene for its length if it hadn't been pointed out to me ahead of time: the scene is thoroughly enjoyable, in no small part for the sheer ridiculous spectacle of the whole thing. The kraken scene, though, was too long. It could have been shaved by several minutes without diminishing either the story or the tension at that particular place.

I'll likely have to see the movie again with Carina. You won't hear a complaint from me -- it's worth seeing a second time!

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