Yes, Elvis!
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We received from friends a bottle of wine from Graceland Cellars, with a picture of the King singing his heart out. Tayler studied this bottle for some time. The following exchange took place:
Tayler: Why is Elvis all sweaty?
Skippy: He’s singing, and standing in the hot lights. It’s really exhausting to perform like that.
Tayler: Elvis died from taking drugs.
Skippy: Yes, I know.
Tayler: He died from taking illegal drugs.
Skippy: Yes, I know.
< enter Tyler >
Tyler: Who died?
Skippy: Elvis Presley.
Tyler: How did he die?
Skippy: He died from taking illegal drugs.
Tyler: <excited >Oooh! That’s how Elvis died!
Skippy: <exhausted >Yes, Elvis! Elvis Presley is exactly who we’re talking about!
Tyler: Oh.