Yes, Elvis!

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We received from friends a bottle of wine from Graceland Cellars, with a picture of the King singing his heart out. Tayler studied this bottle for some time. The following exchange took place:

Tayler: Why is Elvis all sweaty?

Skippy: He’s singing, and standing in the hot lights. It’s really exhausting to perform like that.

Tayler: Elvis died from taking drugs.

Skippy: Yes, I know.

Tayler: He died from taking illegal drugs.

Skippy: Yes, I know.

< enter Tyler >

Tyler: Who died?

Skippy: Elvis Presley.

Tyler: How did he die?

Skippy: He died from taking illegal drugs.

Tyler: <excited >Oooh! That’s how Elvis died!

Skippy: <exhausted >Yes, Elvis! Elvis Presley is exactly who we’re talking about!

Tyler: Oh.


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